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These Nigel Thornberry memes have gone too far

5 years ago

signs as songs from shrek

aries; bad reputation by joan jett
taurus; i’m a believer by smash mouth
gemini; funkytown by lipps inc
cancer; hallelujah by rufus wainwright
leo; live and let die by paul mccartney & wings
virgo; changes by butterfly boucher & david bowie
libra; ever fallen in love by pete yorn
scorpio; it is you (i have loved) by dana glover
sagittarius; livin’ la vida loca by antonio banderas & eddie murphy
capricorn; holding out for a hero by jennifer saunders
aquarius; all star by smash mouth
pisces; accidentally in love by counting crows

(via mandalorlans)

5 years ago

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:
“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.
A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.
I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,
“I am the manager.”
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